Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
I'm bald.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
