self-image jokes

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.

Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?

I'm bald.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

Do a neck reveal.

Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?

And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.

Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.

What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?

(Your imagination.)

Your hairline is so far back it became a case.

I have a fat ass.

Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.