self-image jokes

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

Your reflection.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

I'm bald.

Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?

UGLY!

Your hairline is so far back it became a case.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

What's the difference between me and Spongebob?

Spongebob can actually get ripped.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?

And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭

Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!