self-image

Self-Image Jokes

Mirror

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

Mirror

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

Single

Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?

And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭

Kid

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

Mirror

Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

Phone

Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.

Cat

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

Job

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

Cheese

Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.