Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
I'm bald.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Your reflection.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
