Mirror in the Street

  • Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

    Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, chucklehead. The joke is that the person is calling the enemy fat and ugly by implying that the enemy is just looking at their reflection in a mirror. So, the enemy is basically calling themself a "fat and ugly bitch." It's a sick burn. By the way, did you know that your brain uses 20% of your body's energy? In your case, it must be a pretty small amount.

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