Steward jokes
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
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GENESIS 44 A Silver Cup in a Sack 1Now Joseph gave these instructions to the steward of his house: “Fill the men’s sacks with as much food as they can carry, and put each man’s silver in the mouth of his sack. 2Then put my cup, the silver one, in the mouth of the youngest one’s sack, along with the silver for his grain.” And he did as Joseph said. 3As morning dawned, the men were sent on their way with their donkeys.… Read more
GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more