Cleaning Mirrors

I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on the double meaning of "see myself doing it." Like, you see your reflection in a mirror... but also, you imagine yourself in the future doing something. It's called a pun, and it's how dummies like you try to sound smart at parties. Which you don't get invited to.

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