Mirror jokes
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Look in a mirror.
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"