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Gulag

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

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Sheet

A collage image showing a box of Reynolds Foil Sheets, a close-up of the word 'FOIL', two F-22 Raptor fighter jets, an American flag, and a soldier with a rifle standing next to the box of foil.

Road

What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?

Dumb right wingers.

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China

FAKE but funny

A burger-shaped balloon with the text 'The US prepares to deploy its own spy balloon to China in retaliation.'

Sniper

Meme:

The top half shows the text 'Bipod: *created in 1914*' above an image of a bipod. The bottom half shows the text 'Snipers in 1913:' above an image of two anime characters using one another as a bipod for a rifle. The social media handle '@axlinder' is displayed in the bottom right corner.

Place

The image contains three sections. The top two show separate cows on roofs, a black cow and a brown and white cow. The bottom section depicts a cow dressed as a soldier, wearing a helmet, sunglasses, and holding a gun, in front of two other cow soldiers.

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Toy

The image shows a B-52 Stratofortress taking off. The text on the image reads: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 100 year commitment. Please think hard before you give someone a B-52 Stratofortress this Christmas."

Army

An image of a group of characters wearing futuristic yellow and red armor. The text above them reads: "My army of homeless people who I've been feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing against the CIA agents outside my house."

World War 3

A fighter jet is parked on a runway under a blue sky. Text is overlaid on the sky, stacked vertically. From top to bottom, it reads: World War, World War 2, World War 3, 2 World 2 War, World War: Tokyo Drift, World and War, World 7, War 8. A large red arrow points from the right towards 'World War 3', with the text 'You are here' next to the arrow.

Cookie

The image shows a group of soldiers in military gear, with one soldier aiming a rifle around a corner. Below this image, there is a news banner that reads, "Breaking News. Live. Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign."

Tiger

A four-panel image comparing different types of tigers. The first three panels show a Bengal tiger, an Indo-Chinese tiger, and a Siberian tiger, each with a photo of the animal. The fourth panel shows a German Tiger tank, with the text "German Tiger".

Cod

true though

The image is a four-panel comparison of the character Captain Price from the "Call of Duty" game franchise in various games. The panels are labeled "COD 1", "COD 2", "MW2", and "MW3". The text on the image reads "HE NEVER GETS OLD".

Government

The image shows text that reads: "Government: Tobacco is dangerous. You need to be 21 to buy it. Also government *sending military recruiters to high schools*:". Below this text is a picture of a man with white hair wearing a red blazer with an excited expression, saying, "Hi kids! Do you like violence?"

Tank

The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."

Eye

Smash

The image shows a cartoon woman with two clone troopers in front of her. The text on the image says "STOP! Eyes up front soldier! Aunt Cass is temporary. We've got a war to win! Don't look at her. The 501st is eternal. FOR THE REPUBLIC!"

Goat

Allah ack baaaaaahhhhh

A goat stands outdoors with two rifles strapped to its side with a blue cloth. It's a medium shot with the goat in the center of the image. The goat is brown and white and has horns. The background is a field with trees in the distance. The text “Allah ack baaaaaahhhhh” is related to the image.

Missile

South Korea

The image shows a collection of missiles on display. One missile is black and angled upwards. Another is white with "R.O.K. NAVY" printed on its side. There are two smaller white missiles with "U.S. ARMY" printed on them, and one blue one.

Soldier

The image shows a meme with text above an image of a green Bionicle figure. The text says, "Soldier: *has rash on leg* Civil War Doctor:". The Bionicle figure is posed as if it is chopping something with an axe.

Tank

A black and white image with two panels. The top panel shows a soldier standing by a body of water with a submerged tank. The text says, "Panzer of the deep, what's your wisdom?" The bottom panel shows a close up of the submerged tank. The text says, "Stop using meth, Jerry. I'm just a fucking tank."

Community

y'all I'm joining the army because it gives me a free pass to km.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

RAH

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

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