I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
Fast Lung Removal
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead, because I'm only gonna say this once. You're probably the type who still uses Internet Explorer, huh? This joke is funny because it's comparing something super fast—ripping out someone's lungs—to the rapid troop withdrawal from Afghanistan, which was a big, controversial deal led by Joe Biden. Get it now, slowpoke?