Sniper's Morning Outing

The humor comes from the unexpected twist. The first sentence makes it sound like the poster took their mother-in-law out for a friendly activity, but the second sentence reveals that they are a sniper and implies they shot their mother-in-law. It's funny because of the shock and the morbid implication.

• Sniper
• Mother-in-law
• Shooting
• Morning
• Family
• Military

• I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
• I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.
• "Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
• What can't a sniper say to his wife? "I missed you."