The 15+ Best Navy Jokes

Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.

What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine

Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!

I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian

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What is your arms favorite military branch? The army.

My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.

Girls: OMG wat color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?

Boys: blue is blue

So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"

Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking..

Abandon ship!

As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...

"It was just a prank bro"

after 6 months of lockdown

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself

Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being load and shouting about all the woman they have in port that had given them gonorrhea.... Bloody Seamen.