So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."
Draft Dodger Nun
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Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. So, you think it's funny that a dude hides under a nun's blouse? Well, you're kinda dumb if you think this is your typical nun. This joke plays on the absurd, where a nun, who you think is a woman turns out to have testicles, because she is also avoiding the draft by posing as a nun. It is funny because it is unexpected and not something you would normally see.