ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."
"That's your lookout."
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
