When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
