Airstrike jokes
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.