Airstrike jokes
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Commander: "Fire a warning shot."
Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."
Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."
Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*
Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...