Airstrike jokes
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
Commander: "Fire a warning shot."
Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."
Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."
Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*
Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"