Airstrike jokes

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.

What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?

You shout out, "B-52!"

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.