Airstrike jokes
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Commander: "Fire a warning shot."
Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."
Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."
Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*
Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.