Airstrike jokes
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.