Camp jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

My great uncle died in a concentration camp.

He fell off one of the guard towers.

Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?

Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.

Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)

I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!

What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?

"Good Lord, this is fun!"

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".

Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.

My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.

“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”

We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked, "Where are you going?"

He said, "Camp Bin Laden."

I asked, "What do they do there?"

He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."

I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"

He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.

What do you call a tent for lesbians?

Finger Hut.

I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"

What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?

Tupac-in-a-tent.

My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.