Camp jokes
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu