why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
What's after R-P-G?
W.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
