Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

Preschool

When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.

Wal mart

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...

World

Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?

A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪

Date

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

Sack

What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?

They both empty their sacks around children.

TV

Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.

Skin

Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!

Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?

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  • Xbox

    What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

    They both get turned on by kids.

    List

    Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?

    Because he sexually kids 😂

    Anne

    What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?

    "♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"

    Difference

    What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...

    They're both plastic and kids turn them on.

    Lego

    What did they do with his body when he died?

    They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.

    Death

    Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

    Because he's dead.

    Kid

    What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.

    Blanket

    Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?

    What would you call a cover for your cock?