Michael Jackson jokes
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
your mom
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Fight in the comments.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
You and Jason in your bed.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"