Michael Jackson jokes
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes! Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
Michael Jackson.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.