Michael Jackson jokes
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Michael Jackson.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.