Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

TV

Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.

Skin

Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!

Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?

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  • Xbox

    What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

    They both get turned on by kids.

    List

    Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?

    Because he sexually kids 😂

    Anne

    What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?

    "♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"

    Difference

    What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...

    They're both plastic and kids turn them on.

    Death

    Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

    Because he's dead.

    Lego

    What did they do with his body when he died?

    They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.

    Kid

    What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.

    Blanket

    Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?

    What would you call a cover for your cock?

    Toy

    Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

    Crotch

    What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

    Phrase

    What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"