Michael Jackson jokes
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.