Michael Jackson jokes
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?
Jeffrey Epstein.
What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Richard Pryor?
One was burned by Pepsi. The other burned by coke. Richard Pryor married and had kids, and Michael Joseph Jackson molested kids.
Where does Michael Joseph Jackson like to eat at?
A Del-he-he.
Michael saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and asked her why she did that. Mommy said she was a good girl. Michael Joseph Jackson asked, "Can I be a good girl and kiss Santa Claus?" Mommy replied, "When you grow up to be a rich white woman." And now, we know the rest of the story.
Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.
What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Mickey Mouse? Besides being a disease-carrying rodent, and one a dangerous pedophile, Mickey Mouse can still touch and go near kids.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.