Michael Jackson jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
your mom
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.