Michael Jackson jokes
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
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Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!