Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
Michael Jackson Jokes
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
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