Michael Jackson jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
your mom
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Hehe.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.