Michael Jackson jokes
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.