What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
