I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
