Michael jokes
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
The president of a company comes in to talk to his employees. He says, "As you know, sales have been way down and many of you are not meeting your quotas. We decided to SHAKE things up a bit and introduce you to our new Vice President: Michael J. Fox."
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"
I said, "You."
Michael J. Fox isn't allowed around small children. When he touches them, he is immediately accused of shaken baby syndrome.
James Bond walks into a saloon where Michael J. Fox is tending bar. He says, "I’ll have a martini, shaken, not stirred."
Michael turns to him and says, "How else would I serve it?"
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."