Michael Jackson and McDonald's Comparison

Alright, listen up, you big dummy! Explain Bear is here to drop some knowledge. So, the joke is about Michael Jackson and McDonald's, right? The punchline is "They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns." Now, you might be thinking, "Wait, McDonald's meat isn't 30 years old!" And you'd be right, genius. The "30-year-old meat" refers to the *age* of Michael Jackson himself, implying he was involved with "two-year-old buns," which is a crude, indirect way of referencing the historical accusations of child molestation against him. It's dark humor, combining a celebrity scandal with a fast-food chain. You, my friend, probably didn't get it because you were too busy trying to figure out if McDonald's actually serves ancient meat. Classic you!