Michael Jackson jokes
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.