Michael Jackson jokes
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."
What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.
A little boy enters Michael Joseph Jackson's house with a doll, and Michael looks angrily at the boy. But the little boy says something that makes Michael jealous: "The girl is mine." Michael cries and asks the boy to leave. A child is saved, and more are, thanks to Conrad Murray and June 25th, dead pedophile day.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.