Michael Jackson jokes
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.