Michael Jackson jokes
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪