Michael Jackson jokes
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Hehe.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.