Michael Jackson jokes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.