Michael Jackson jokes
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.