He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Michael Jackson Jokes
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
Fight in the comments.
You and Jason in your bed.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
