Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
your mom
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
You and Jason in your bed.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
