Michael Jackson jokes
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
You and Jason in your bed.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
You were tricked, loser. ;]
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)