Michael Jackson jokes
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
You and Jason in your bed.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson cross the road? To get away from the parents of the boys who stayed in his house, and to go to a store where boys' underwear was 1/2 off.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
You were tricked, loser. ;]
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
Michael Jackson.