Michael Jackson jokes

Crotch

Bald Tropicbird · 11 months ago

What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

Comment

I'm gay · 2 years ago

Fight in the comments.

Toy

Bald Tropicbird · 9 months ago

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

Music

PRN · 5 years ago

Why is Michael Jackson so weak?

Bed

youer mom · 4 years ago

You and Jason in your bed.

Phrase

Victor Greywolf · 2 years ago

What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"

Wakanda

Anonymous · 5 years ago

"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.

Ocean

Dev · 5 years ago

What does the ocean do to its friends?

It waves.

(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)

Glove

joke · 5 years ago

Why did Michael Jackson run?

Because he lost his glove.

Pronoun

Heehee? · 4 years ago

Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!

Girlfriend

Bald Tropicbird · 10 months ago

Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

Daycare

Amaurotic Idiocy · 1 month ago

Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?

A. There was a daycare on the other side.

Ball

Victor Greywolf · 3 years ago

What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.

Fart

Farts · 5 years ago

Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)