Michael Joseph Jackson jokes

What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?

The Mikey Jackson club.

How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?

M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N

What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?

Keep away from me-hee-hee.

Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?

R. Kelly.