Pop star jokes
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
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What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
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What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”