Pop star jokes
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.