Pop star jokes
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
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What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!