What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap
You have a great singer inside you
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What's Michael Jackson's favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
whats harder then steel Michel Jackson in an orphanage
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he's dead
what does Micheal Jackson do with his meat? " Just beat it " His song btw lol
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
How did micheal jackson get away with it? He's a smooth criminal
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
