Pop star jokes
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.