Age restriction jokes

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(

"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?

If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.

Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)

Zina: No! [Age] (10)

Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)

What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!

9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.