Men jokes
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Memes
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Are there support groups for men?
I bet you like men!
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
97 percent of women...
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.