Men jokes
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Kiwi loves men.
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
How do you stop a gang of black men from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!