Men jokes
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Are there support groups for men?
I bet you like men!
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.