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Period

    • Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?

    Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?

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    • Picture

    • Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

    Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

    Hint: Pictures of woman.

    Btw, for men only!

    Woman

    • Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

    That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

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    Men memes

    Titanic

    • शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।

    Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.

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    Fart

    • 3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.

    The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂

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    Boy

    • Boys are like minis.

    Girls are like big pots.

    Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.

    Man

    • Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

    The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

    The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

    The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

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    Rape

    • The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

    During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

    Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

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    Guy

    • Two guys were walking down the street, and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any blond in the world into giving him a blowjob, any blond!

    So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said, "Alright, let's see it!"

    The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, "Hi, my name's Dave, and my doctor just told me that if I didn't get a blowjob from a blond within three hours, the disease I have will kill me in, oh, let's see now, 22 minutes!"

    She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says, "Pull it out!"

    Ten minutes later, the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out!

    So he walks over to her and says, "I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friend's life?!"

    So she looks up at him just crying her eyes out even worse and says, "I could have saved my dad!"

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