Men jokes
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
There were these three men; their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, they were riding in their car, and Shit fell out, so Manners went out to pick Shit up, and Shut up went to the police station.
When he got there, the police officer said, "What's your name, son?" and Shut up said, "Shut up." The officer replies with, "Ummm...excuse me?!" and Shut up said, "Shut up!" and the officer said, "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said, "Round the corner picking up Shit!"