Men jokes

Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.

Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I like my men like I like my Alexa:

By my bed and turned on.

How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?

Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.

Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

There were these three men; their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, they were riding in their car, and Shit fell out, so Manners went out to pick Shit up, and Shut up went to the police station.

When he got there, the police officer said, "What's your name, son?" and Shut up said, "Shut up." The officer replies with, "Ummm...excuse me?!" and Shut up said, "Shut up!" and the officer said, "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said, "Round the corner picking up Shit!"

Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?

Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

Are there support groups for men?

I bet you like men!

Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.

Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.

Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.

Why is life like penises?

Women make it hard.

How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.