Men jokes

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

Transgenders! Men in disguise!

What show do gay men watch?

"2 and a Half Men!"

Lol at this one fellas!

If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?

Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.

Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?

Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?

Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?

I like my men like I like my Alexa:

By my bed and turned on.

Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

There were these three men; their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, they were riding in their car, and Shit fell out, so Manners went out to pick Shit up, and Shut up went to the police station.

When he got there, the police officer said, "What's your name, son?" and Shut up said, "Shut up." The officer replies with, "Ummm...excuse me?!" and Shut up said, "Shut up!" and the officer said, "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said, "Round the corner picking up Shit!"

"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.