Men jokes
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Erectile dysfunction.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."