Men jokes
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.