Memory jokes

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.

Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

I will always remember my dad's last words....

"15 dollars and I'll jump."

You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.

Q. What do rape victims miss?

A. Part of their brain.

I still remember my grandpa's last words.

"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"

How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I had amnesia once... maybe twice.

Two boys are talking on the bus.

Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.

Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?

Boy 1: Oh, that's right.

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!

Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?

It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.

He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.

Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"

I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.