Memory jokes
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
i miss when polotics was just insulting your opponent
“High Arousal”
ME!! EVERY DAY!!
The origin of my pfp
ADHD
ME WHEN I WAS A KID LMAO
Community talk
hey, its mal for those who care, i wanted to let you know this is the last you'll hear from me. my account has already been deleted, which is why im posting as an anon. this site isn't good for me, time-management wise and mentally, and with college coming up and being busy with a full-time job, its best for me to give this site up. i wasn't active much anyway. charlie, my daughter, im sorry. i love you dearly and iv… Read more
The Vessel faced The Kraken, the False Embodiment of Death. The Vessel wouldn't survive. He knew that. But he no longer cared. Perhaps he never cared. He had never been one to see himself as a person of value, even if the others tried to convince him otherwise. His eyes closed for a moment. He had time to reflect before the final trial. The calm before the storm, some might call it, but the Vessel knew he had already… Read more
I'm tired but my mind is refusing me to sleep because of my fucking past and what he did.