Memory jokes

I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.

Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.

How do goldfish know when to eat?

They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.

Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

Technoblade

How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.

"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"

"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"

"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"

Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.

One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.

I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.

Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.

Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.

Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.

Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.

Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.

In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.

With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.

Hi, what's your name?

I don't know, I'm disabled.

My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.

She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭

I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"John."

"John who?"

John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.

I will always remember my dad's last words...

Oh wait, I never knew them.