I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
You know who else has dementia?
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