Memory jokes
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.
Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.
Technoblade
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭