Memory jokes

Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”

10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their cache.

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.

I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"

Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."

Boy: "What's that?"

Grandpa: "What's what?"

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.

Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"

What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.

It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.

Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.