Memory jokes
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Technoblade
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.