Memory jokes

Doctor: I have bad news.

Man: What?

Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.

Man: Oh, no...

Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.

Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.

It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their cache.

Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.

Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

How do goldfish know when to eat?

They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.

Technoblade