Memory jokes
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:
"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!