Memory jokes
What was I saying again?
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:
"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
I have the superpower to predict the past.
My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.
Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.