Paul Walker: Best Legend

Listen up, buttercup! This ain't a joke, it's a statement. The author's got a major soft spot for Paul Walker, like you have for your participation trophies. They think he's the bee's knees and are daring anyone to disagree. Since you're slower than molasses in January, I gotta spell it out: they ain't joking! And you, well, you probably think 'fast and furious' is how your food gets delivered.