Memory jokes
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.