Memory jokes
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:
"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"