Memory jokes

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?

It reminds him of last night.

I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?

What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?

Answer: He's making family memories.

I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

Kobe never died, he just faded away.

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11... Allahu Akbar!

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.

Son: Where's grandma?

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.