Usb jokes

What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

Which country is next to the USA? USB.

The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.

What's the difference between America and a flash drive?

One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?

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- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?

There is sperm on the computer screen.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!