Usb jokes

What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

Which country is next to the USA? USB.

The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.

What's the difference between America and a flash drive?

One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?

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- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?

There is sperm on the computer screen.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.