Memory jokes
Whatβs the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
Memes
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
WJE officially a gone memory.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
Not to brag, but I can forget what Iβm doing while Iβm doing it.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.
But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.