OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.
But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
yo mama so old
her memory is black and white
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
A father and a son were painting pictures together. The son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T, and the son said, "What happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle. The father replied with, "You know what happened, you were there." The son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings. They're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
