Memory jokes

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?

Because no one forgets it! :)

What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?

Alzheimer's.

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.

Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

Memories: I have ligma.

Ligma what?

Ligma balls.

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

John pretended to be a doctor.

Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."

John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"

Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."

John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"

Motu said, "I lost my memory."

John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"

GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?

Me: My sister.

SWEET HOME ALABAMAA

So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"

Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.

Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.

But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"