Memory jokes

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

Memories: I have ligma.

Ligma what?

Ligma balls.

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?

Alzheimer's.

John pretended to be a doctor.

Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."

John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"

Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."

John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"

Motu said, "I lost my memory."

John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"

GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?

Me: My sister.

SWEET HOME ALABAMAA

So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"

Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.

But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...

I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"

OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.

I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.

His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.