So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
Not to brag, but I can forget what Iām doing while Iām doing it.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.
But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new š.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor š.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
