Memory jokes

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?

Alzheimer's.

John pretended to be a doctor.

Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."

John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"

Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."

John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"

Motu said, "I lost my memory."

John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"

So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.

I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"

Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.

But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...

I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.

His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

Yo mama so old,

her memory is black and white.

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

What were my great grandpa's last words?

"SHIT MG42!!!"

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.

I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!