Memory jokes
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death, so we smoked his ashes.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.