Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
History Can't Record It
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius. This joke is saying your hairline is so far back on your head that it's like ancient history – so old that nobody even remembers it. Basically, they're saying you're balding. As a bear, I can say that grooming is important. Consider washing your hair sometime, I can smell you from here, you do not want to smell like whatever this guy eats