Memory jokes

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.

What were my great grandpa's last words?

"SHIT MG42!!!"

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.

One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.

Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.

I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"

How many apps did he download?

Well, he did run out of storage.

A father and a son were painting pictures together. The son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T, and the son said, "What happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle. The father replied with, "You know what happened, you were there." The son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings. They're exactly the same.

The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.

Lady: Will you fuck me?

Man: No, I don’t have a penis.

Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.

Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.

What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.

Q. What do rape victims miss?

A. Part of their brain.

What was I saying again?

What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?

Memorial Day.

Why?

Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.

I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.

I wanna ram your PCIe slot.