Memory jokes
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Son: Dad, do you remember your first blowjob?
Dad: Ohhh yeah, I do!
Son: How did it taste?
Dad: Get out.
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.