What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Roses are red voilents are blue when I take out the Trash I remember you
What was I saying again?
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor đź’€.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers \..is that they collapsed faster then my grandma heuhfuwvuhwnefudhnweufhwuerhfiuwero0iuruqei9ri0op-or029t5093-854984598948598495io4k5ihwjfpeepee
What is it called when a orphanes goes on vacation Answer: He's Making Family memories
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
