Memory jokes
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Ahhhh Family Memories
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, "hmmm, this tastes like arsenic." He took a sip of another and said, "hmmm, this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories."
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
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