Memory jokes
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
WJE officially a gone memory.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new ๐.
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
A father and a son were painting pictures together. The son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T, and the son said, "What happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle. The father replied with, "You know what happened, you were there." The son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings. They're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.