Memory jokes
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
A father and a son were painting pictures together. The son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T, and the son said, "What happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle. The father replied with, "You know what happened, you were there." The son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings. They're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
What was I saying again?
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.