Memory jokes

Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.

"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.

I still remember my grandpa's last words.

"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?

In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.

My ex.

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?

Me: My sister.

SWEET HOME ALABAMAA

Deja-poo.

The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?

Because no one forgets it! :)

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......