Memory jokes

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?

Me: My sister.

SWEET HOME ALABAMAA

Deja-poo.

The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.

Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

Memories: I have ligma.

Ligma what?

Ligma balls.

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?

Because no one forgets it! :)

A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

WJE officially a gone memory.