Memory

Memory Jokes

Word

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

Child

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

Tour Guide

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.

Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

Toy

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

Parent

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

Difference

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

Kind

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

Trick

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

People

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

Amnesia

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

People

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

Cure

What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?

Alzheimer's.