Memory jokes

I still remember my grandpa's last words.

"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

My ex.

Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?

In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?

Me: My sister.

SWEET HOME ALABAMAA

Deja-poo.

The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?

Because no one forgets it! :)

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.

Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.