I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
Memory Jokes
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
WJE officially a gone memory.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
