Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
WJE officially a gone memory.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
