Memory jokes
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
My ex.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)