Memory jokes
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Memes
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
My ex.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.