Memory jokes

John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.

Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

I still remember my grandpa's last words.

"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.

Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?

In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.

My ex.

What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

Deja-poo.

The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.

Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?

Because no one forgets it! :)

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......