A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Memories: I have ligma. Ligma what? Ligma BALLS.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
WJE officially a gone memory.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
my uncle died in 9/11 he was in the plane that crashed in the feild
