Memory jokes

Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.

I still remember my grandpa's last words.

"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

My ex.

Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?

In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?

Me: My sister.

SWEET HOME ALABAMAA

Deja-poo.

The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?

Alzheimer's.

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?

Because no one forgets it! :)