What's the difference between an baby and a freezer? The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moal,religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral,religious or health reasons can still be a cocksucker so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
your forehead so big you could roast meat on it.
I have a cow over my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor so my family force it to come and live with me at my place. The cow ask me where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk cheese yogurt and meat? In the refrigerator where do you think i keep on the farm with all the rest of those cows? That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed then she starting getting high and drinked some cow wine with titty milk and it made her shit all over the bed.
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A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions ..you must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate and you must never hold on to any beef . " The Angel then disappeared. The man did as was told and became generous and kind ..as he emerged from the betting office with all his money... he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person..each and everytime. He ,however couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what . When he died the Angel came back for him .. "But I'm undeserving I can't come with you" he said .. "Yes you can" replied the Angel , "you gave all your stake ( steak) away"
What is a cow that's good at Maths, good for? Meat Pye
What does Tofu and a dildo Have in common? They both meat substitute
3 boy chiwawa were hot about this girl chiwawa. She tells them I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence. First dog say... I love cheese but liver is bland. She replay.. Really original. Next dog.. I love liver but chesse makes me constipated.. She replay.. Ewe gross. Third dog steps up.. Man Liver alone cheese mine. Winner dog 3.
Why is it okay to stab meat but I can't stab myself, these woke lefties blm antifa feminists eco warriors Pro vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself
Who's better hitler or Jesus? Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 were as Hitler made meat for 10,000😅😅😅😅 (no offense) (To circumcised people)
What do Mc Donald’s and Priests have in common
They both shove there meat in to 10 year old buns
Children, and your meat are actually quite similar. At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Some guy asked me are you better then my meat, I said no im not better, i just beat it all the time
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate? One won't scream when you remove their meat
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby, The refigerator dosent cry when i put my meat in it
Mary had a little lamb Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks? Mine is meat-eor than yours
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human
