What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
Sleeping Pills Versus Masturbation
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude is asking what's different between popping sleeping pills and spanking the monkey. The punchline is that you need a doctor's note to get sleeping pills, but you can whack off anytime without anyone's permission. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and a bit naughty, which is probably the highlight of your day, you simpleton.