I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
Joke About Meat
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The joke is a pun. See, "stakes" sounds like "steaks," which is a type of meat. It's funny because the person doesn't wanna tell a joke about meat because the steaks, I mean stakes, are too high. I would've thought you could get it, since you're so smart, but hey, I guess everyone has their off days. Now go back to eating your crayons.