McDonald's jokes
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.