McDonald's jokes

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.

If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?

Ass Burgers.

Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!

What do McDonalds and priests both do?

They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.

What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?

Not getting the job at McDonald’s.

Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.

Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.

Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.

A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.

In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.

He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.

So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.

Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!

After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,

Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.