McDonald's

McDonald's Jokes

I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.

A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and released his cow was gone.

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My friend talking to fat boi : I can order you at McDonalds’. Double Big Mac triple quarter pounder cheese burger