McDonald's jokes
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Yup, I'm in america.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.