McDonald's jokes
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
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Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Can emos eat happy meals?
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.