McDonald's jokes
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Memes
are you serious right neow
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?