McDonald's jokes
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.