McDonald's Jokes

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

What kind of udder likes McDonald's?

Udderly unhealthy.

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

are you serious right neow

Three people are sitting in a car. The text at the top of the image says, "WHEN YOUR PASSING BY MCDONALDS AND YOUR MOM SAYS." Below is "@polymemes" and below that in quotes, "WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME".

Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?

Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.

Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

Asian Grading scale: A- Average.

B- Half Average.

C- Stupid idiot!

D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!

F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!

What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.

I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.