Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten year olds
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
