McDonald's

McDonald's jokes

Food

If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

Neverland Ranch

Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?

Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.

Memes

Graduate

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

Paedophile

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

Wall

Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."

Priest

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

Grade

Asian Grading scale: A- Average.

B- Half Average.

C- Stupid idiot!

D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!

F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!

Twin Towers

What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

Priest

What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.

Penaldo

I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.

Fat

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.