McDonald's jokes
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.