what kind of udder likes mcdonald’s udderly unhealthy
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Your hairline is so bad its not even McDonalds, its Dixy chicken
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten year olds
Whats the difference between a priest and MCDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns
Asian Grading scale A- Average B- Half Average C- Stupid idiot D- FAILURE! CANT EVEN DO CALCULUS! F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CANT EVEN GET A JOB AT A MCDONALDS!
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
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McDonald's worker be like hello would you like a mc-dick(you looked down)you:uhh wheres my dick?
your hairline so far back that when i put on my glasses i thought i saw a M for Mcdonald's on your hairline
You so fat when you got to McDonald’s they had to call Wendy’s for backup
Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through
bro go work at Mc Donalds your hairline inspired their logo
why do orphan love mcdonalds
because the initials is like mother and father
You think you guys are funny but look at ur hairline it be looking like the McDonald’s symbol😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
When I saw your hare line I thought you worked at McDonald’s
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
you think your funny look at your hair line it looks like a McDonalds sample
mcdonalds :)
