McDonald's jokes
Old McDonald cuts himself.
E-M-E-M O!
Yo mama so sad that when Alejandra Parma died, she bought 20 Cocomelon Happy Meals from McDonald's and became fat.
How much is McDonald's on a hot day?
Trump cut the company's advertising spending on Spotcom by 25%.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.