What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
yo mama so fat she ate mcdonald
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Whats the difference between a priest and MCDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
If mcdonald's is fast food, the dairy queen is Fast Cream.
McDonald's worker be like hello would you like a mc-dick(you looked down)you:uhh wheres my dick?
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
When you went to McDonald's you sat down you were so fat they said TBC
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
bro go work at Mc Donalds your hairline inspired their logo
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Your hair line is so curved that mcdonald's hired you to be there M
Your dad left for the milk because of your Mcdonalds hairline
McDonalds sweat chilly chicken one.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
McDonald call back and they said they want there logo back
if i had a dime for everytime the australian president shat himself in a mcdonalds, i would have one dime, which is not alot but its weird that it happened
