Drive Thru

Drive Thru jokes

Soup

  • At the drive-thru window:

    "I'd like a Big Mac without soup, please!"

    "We don't serve soup here!"

    "Well, I didn't order any!"

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  • 9/11

  • What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

    McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

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  • Twin Towers

  • What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

    McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

  • 1
  • Sake

  • Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

    McDonald's

  • What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?

    One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.

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