Drive Thru

Drive Thru jokes

Hooker

Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.

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  • McDonald's

    What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?

    One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.

    Difference

    What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

    McDonald's has a drive-thru.

    Rapper

    What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?

    The MIC Donald's drive-thru.

    JFK

    Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

    -JFK

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  • Priest

    Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

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  • Zone

    Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

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  • Twin Towers

    McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.

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  • Community

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