you think your funny look at your hair line it looks like a McDonalds sample
mcdonalds :)
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Your hair line is so curved that mcdonald's hired you to be there M
McDonald call back and they said they want there logo back
McDonalds sweat chilly chicken one.
if i had a dime for everytime the australian president shat himself in a mcdonalds, i would have one dime, which is not alot but its weird that it happened
why does zac say he works at mcdonalds? because aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12 piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
What does McDonald's and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s? Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
When you went to McDonald's you sat down you were so fat they said TBC
Your dad left for the milk because of your Mcdonalds hairline
after standing in line staring at mcdonalds menu for 17 minutes] me: ok im ready. can you help me not be sad all the time
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
There both mc lovin what there eating.
A women decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”.
’About 32,’ is the reply.’
‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily.<br> A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, ‘I’d guess about 29.’ The woman replies with a big smile, ‘Nope, I’m 50.’
Now she’s feeling really good about herself. She stops at a candy shop on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question.
The clerk responds, ‘Oh, I’d say 30.’
Again she proudly responds, ‘I’m 50, but thank you!’
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, ‘Lady, I’m 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra Then, and only then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are.’
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the better of her. She finally blurts out, ‘What the hell, go ahead.’
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, ‘Okay, okay.....How old am I?’
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, ‘Madam, you are 50.’
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, ‘That was incredible, how could you tell?’
‘I was behind you at McDonalds’.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO MCDONALDS THEY SAID, "sorry you've had enough mam"