McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
McDonald's :)
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Your hair line is so curved that mcdonald's hired you to be there M
McDonald call back and they said they want there logo back
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
