McDonald's

McDonald's Jokes

Worker

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

Slogan

He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.

She: Why?

He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)

Karen

Karen walks into McDonald's.

Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??

Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!

Lady at the counter: yes miss.

Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.

Lady at the counter: *sweats*

Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!

Hair

Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.

Orphan

Why do orphans love McDonald's?

Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."

Ice Cream machine

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

Hairline

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Hairline

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

Career

Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.

Nugget

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

Zac

Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

President

If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.