McDonald's jokes
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!