McDonald's jokes

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.

She: Why?

He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)

Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

Karen walks into McDonald's.

Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??

Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!

Lady at the counter: yes miss.

Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.

Lady at the counter: *sweats*

Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!

Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.

Why do orphans love McDonald's?

Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.

A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.

He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.

McDonald's :)

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.

My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."