McDonald's jokes
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.