McDonald's jokes

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.

She: Why?

He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.

Karen walks into McDonald's.

Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??

Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!

Lady at the counter: yes miss.

Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.

Lady at the counter: *sweats*

Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!

Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.

Why do orphans love McDonald's?

Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.

My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

McDonald's :)

Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."

You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!