McDonald's

McDonald's jokes

9/11

What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

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  • Orphan

    Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."

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  • Priest

    What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

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    People

    I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

    Catholic priest

    What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.

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  • Donut

    What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?

    A Krispy Kreme Mac.

    Cow

    A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.

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  • Priest

    What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

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  • Mama

    Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

    Boi

    My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

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