What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
McDonald's Jokes
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
