McDonald's

McDonald's jokes

Mama

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Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

Priest

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What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

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    My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

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    ima clock mrs fritzler dude. like sit your fattass down. don't give me that stank ass test mrs pizler. stupid hoe maybe go run a mile instead of giving me homework equivilent to your body weight. fattass. your hairline is more fucked up than the kid in a mental hospital fattass. i could see that 250 chin from a fucking plane 30000 feet in the hair. instead of giving me a lecture stop eating fucking mcdonalds. intead … Read more