McDonald's jokes

Catholic priest

Cometodaddy · 7 years ago

What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.

Hairline

loadingpsx · 3 years ago

Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!

Log

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A beaver sitting in a car at a drive-through orders a "log". The text on the image says "lemme get uhhhhh log".

McDonald's memes

Mama

I eat Babies · 6 years ago

Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

Priest

Anonymous · 9 years ago

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

Friend

Anonymous · 7 years ago

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

Nugget

ohio nugget · 3 years ago

join the nugget army

Symbol

Unimportant Intelligence · 2 years ago

I thought it stood for microsoft

A McDonald's sign against a blue sky with clouds. The text reads: "Did you know? The symbol 'M' in McDonald's represents the first letter of McDonald's, which is 'M'."

Infidelity

Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

this MIGHT be cosmos phone

A smartphone home screen with a galaxy background is filled with icons for apps like McDonald's, Hebrew Calendar, Hineni, Drops, Am Hazak, Jewish Prayer, NemoHebrew, Mossad baba, Israel News, Newsrael, MTAFC, Smashing Life, JVL, Revayah, Jewish Music +, Jewish Holidays, Bless Up, Trump's Empire, and American. A notification banner at the top from "MY LOVEE ❤️❤️❤️" says "She's busy rn bro 👊 😎". A large red arrow points to the notification. Overlay text reads "why does my gf text me in third person?".

Account

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

managed to log into cupcakes mcdonalds account

Screenshot of the McDonald's app showing 2,010,520 points in the My Rewards section.

Identity

The RĒAL RB · 1 year ago

Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL

A screenshot of an online chat conversation. Multiple users are present: IndieRockBoat, RapBoat, Opal, Cosmo the Intern, and Heroin Monkey. The conversation shows IndieRockBoat repeatedly asking "Any of you listen to indie rock?" and then stating "sorry I live in McDonald's my internet is bad." RapBoat then comments, "That's how I know it's Heroin Monkey, he ALWAYS does that." Opal then insults RapBoat with crude language, which RapBoat then repeats back, seemingly as if impersonating Opal, and adds further crude remarks. The critical exchange occurs at the end: RapBoat asks, "You want me to pull an AG???" Heroin Monkey replies, "yes." Immediately after, RapBoat types, "Heroin Monkey yes." Below this, a final line states, "Bro forgot to switch alts."

Playground

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A baby hippo is being held by a person. The text on the image says: "Me being removed from the McDonald's playground after eating the other children for 12 hours."

McDonald's memes

Community talk

ima clock mrs fritzler dude. like sit your fattass down. don't give me that stank ass test mrs pizler. stupid hoe maybe go run a mile instead of giving me homework equivilent to your body weight. fattass. your hairline is more fucked up than the kid in a mental hospital fattass. i could see that 250 chin from a fucking plane 30000 feet in the hair. instead of giving me a lecture stop eating fucking mcdonalds. intead … Read more