We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
McDonald's Hairline
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is saying the person's hairline is so far back it's like running into something really far away, like a McDonald's. Get it? Prolly not since your cranium is full of cream cheese. You wouldn't know a joke if it slapped you in your dumb face. Sad!